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Flowers Demotivational Poster

GRANDMA'S PHONE CONVERSATION - Evelyn, you should see the unusual plant my son gave me...I'm so glad he didn't turn out like that pothead father of his



TAGS: boxman flowers escape happy hammy
Rating: 4.88/5

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Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 3:56 pm
The more you know haha
motinet - April 16, 2012, 10:35 am

"Stranded", was Homer Simpsons favorite TV series, lol

MEMENTO MORI - Death is the sound of distant thunder At a summer picnic

TAGS: flowers death
Rating: 4.78/5

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Reality Lord - September 6, 2012, 9:01 am

n1 5L
ElleWhyInIn - September 6, 2012, 4:06 am
An extremely disturbing photo. Is the wilting supposed to look like a skull? 5 creepy shivers dear.

ENDLESS LOVE - "If I could plant a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever."

TAGS: endless love flowers garden
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - December 6, 2012, 7:56 pm

GAYLO 3 - for that little girl inside you

TAGS: gaylo little girl flowers
Rating: 2.96/5

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rerun - April 26, 2010, 10:30 am

I didn't make anybody look at this....I rejected it. Somebody thinks this is so wonderful they kept submitting it until it was approved.
culos - April 26, 2010, 3:59 am
Is Gaylo short for Gaylord? WTF Rerun, why do you make us look at this sh1te....?
rerun - April 25, 2010, 8:39 pm

Z, what are you talking about?
Zealot - April 25, 2010, 8:19 pm
rerun - April 25, 2010, 6:58 pm

this is a perfect example of what not to do. Rejected twice and approved on the 3rd attampt. Why approved? So it can stand on its own merits. Sometimes the moderators really are trying to help you. Please learn from this


TAGS: flowers cheer people
Rating: 5/5

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SRV190 - June 12, 2011, 1:24 am
LMFAO, That was the funniest thing I have read for a while,,, THX 5 LOL'S
SRV190 - June 12, 2011, 1:23 am
LMFAO, That was the funniest thing I have read for w while,,, THX 5 LOL'S


SAY IT WITH FLOWERS - When a redhead gives you flowers its just another way of saying.... I wanna see your bearskin!


TAGS: enix disney kingdom hearts organization 13 xiii fail sparkles flowers marluxia gay nobody manly sailor scout
Rating: 2.41/5

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Nenja - December 3, 2008, 8:06 am
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.



TAGS: little girls love flowers
Rating: 4.69/5

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cedre - December 21, 2010, 11:51 am
It works even better with the Lucy Van Pelt t-shirt!


TAGS: love heart flowers
Rating: 4.58/5

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Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:32 pm
Reality Lord - September 13, 2012, 3:24 pm


ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.

CYNIC - A man who, when he smells a flower, looks around for the coffin.

TAGS: smell the flowers liquid
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:27 pm
Oh, man! Liquid, you are spot on! You're brilliant! Lol! 5

CONVERSATION - "And I told that bitch, y'all better get yo' hands off my flowers or I'll beat yo' ass!"



TAGS: who got the morning after flowers hmmmmm
Rating: 3.38/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:22 pm
No way, Skipper pounded Gilligan in episode 28 "My Little Buddy"
Fredric T - September 14, 2009, 9:58 am
Didn't you know Ginger and Mary Ann were getting it on in their hut
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 1:26 pm
Putin did Mrs. Howell!? That Russian rat-bastard I'll chop his OOOOOOWWWWW! My karate pinkie!!!

TOKENS OF YOUR AFFECTION - $12.99 Flowers, $5.99 candy, and a ten-line, hand-written poem... You really have taken the demonstration of true love to the limit, Don Juan...

Late Bloomer -

ah, romance -

Spring Is Almost Here! -

TAGS: sun grass flowers birds baths
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - February 13, 2014, 8:47 pm
As a white trash biscuit, suh, I got a nice giggle out of this I say this 'un.

Mother Nature -

TAGS: mother nature jokes flowers erectile dysfunction
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:35 am
That, and not keeping any pictures of mother nearby. Mine or hers. :-/
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:51 pm
Crotchety, one word...vegagra. Vegetations' version of mans best friend, the little blue pill.

MUCH TOO OFTEN - Before the flowers of friendship fades friendship fades

TAGS: flowers fade feas
Rating: 4.63/5

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TheOne - February 11, 2011, 9:39 pm
For some reason demotivational makes me feel better than rather worse. I guess i have a strong heart.


Bride in white -

TAGS: bride wedding woman flowers
Rating: 4.56/5

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fgd051943 - October 11, 2013, 12:53 pm
No, I wouldn't do that! It would be pretty expensive and a kiss would bruise your lips. A hug would be cold and not at all rewarding. Just tell her she is so beautiful in traditional white. Besides, the contrast will make her easier to find.
EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2013, 1:21 am
Damn! Now I've got to get her to wear stainless steel!


TAGS: smell the roses calendar women love flowers
Rating: 4.19/5

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Greeny - July 11, 2012, 6:58 pm
It's from Hitchcocks 1943 film "Shadow of a Doubt"
EmilioDumphque - July 11, 2012, 5:00 pm
Who's funeral is pictured? It's clearly someone important or famous.
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:11 am
LOL, Cavey…..check…….and mate. Nice poster, Greeny, as always.
caveman - July 10, 2012, 10:54 pm
MAKE A POSTER OF YOUR OWN see how easy that was? Oh wait you haven't
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:50 pm
SHORT CAPTIONS see how easy that was? try it sometime.

ROSES - You can ask for permission before hand, ask for forgiveness afterward, or you can giver her roses, and not worry about doing neither.

TAGS: flowers wife wifes girl lady women broad fail owned
Rating: 2.67/5

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Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:16 pm
What? They don't play hockey in the Pacific Rim. Sheesh. Catfish?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
Wayne Gretzky?
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:04 pm
And I always stutter a little when I am about to quote the great one.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:03 pm
I beg to differ. I I quote Kissenger on this: "Make-up sex is about reclaiming lost territory. It is not about the attempted expansion of one's hegamony in either the bedroom ... or Southeat Asia."
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 12:36 pm
Very good point... but, I submit to you that make-up sex is the perfect time to open some new "gates".... albeit, we're still at an impass with lemons.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 12:33 pm
"Two Hearts in the Pink" ... good luck with that. Even my wife 'll know that's an oblique reference to the Shocker. But of course she's been primed to be on the lookout for those kinds of prestidigitational shenanigans. Don't ask.
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:04 am
"Two Hearts in the Pink"...Aggy, that sounds like a three way!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2009, 9:32 am
A tip from Moooooo....You can buy these roses from Aggy at the nearest off ramp.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:19 pm
A tip from aggy... after an argument, once things have smoothed over, 2 dozen roses... all pink, except for two red ones in the middle (but apart from each other). On the card, write: "Two hearts in the pink". Never give roses immediately; dinner is best.
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
It's a 5. Basically, I just get a diamond. Plus the fact that she assumes she'll out live me makes her very happy!

RELIGIOUS CEREMONY - Oh! I just figured you were showing me how my MOTHER-IN-LAW, Clogged the toilet Seeing as she act like like her BOOTY don't stink.


TAGS: signe vegan flowers nom
Rating: 2.38/5

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Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:02 pm
Cauliflower, rocket, broccoli, artichoke - all flowers - or parts of them.
TigerKid - April 27, 2009, 10:57 pm
Is that you in the pic Signe?
Sean - April 27, 2009, 5:15 pm
"Funny poster." I said. And I meant it.
Signe - February 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Nah but she ate all the flowers muhahaha! Yeah I have no sense of humor :( But I eat flowers! :D OM NOM NOM
Culos - February 24, 2009, 8:48 am
and then she got deflowered???

HEY BOYSSSSSS - wanna ride?

FLOWERS - They never even know their own beauty for their entire life.

TAGS: flowers roses
Rating: 2.07/5

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TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:45 pm
-ated me enough not to look at anymore Motifakes today!
TigerKid - September 11, 2008, 6:44 pm
Wow. That was the single most knob slobbing, ball swallowing, semen sipping, buttsexing, AIDS pumping, parade having, pickle tickling, heat seeking moisture missle gagging, sheep shagging loads of crap I've ever laid eyes on. YOU WIN FUCKFACE! You demotiv

special delivery -

TAGS: karma flowers delivery
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 1:09 am
LOL!!!! oh I have friends in low places....(garth brooks) I noticed your name! LOL!
Zeul - May 28, 2015, 9:14 pm
Oh but you can ... you just have to know friends in low places ... *meniacle laugh*



TAGS: flowers anzac waratah australia
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 25, 2015, 7:06 pm
Thanks, osa! I'll have to try them! See if they grow here.
OSA - April 25, 2015, 12:32 am
They are Waratahs. State flower for New South Wales.Fairly easy to grow. Average blossom is tennis ball sized.
mizzdizz - April 24, 2015, 9:08 pm
Those flowers are super-cool! Never seen them before! Nice poster! 5L

Politically Correct -

TAGS: alice wonderland flowers pc
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2014, 11:22 am
Crotchety...thanks...gut hurts...5L kinda hurt!